YouTube – ‪How’s it going G-Fresh? – Orgazmo (1997)‬‏

YouTube – ‪How’s it going G-Fresh? – Orgazmo (1997)‬‏.

G-Fresh is actually Masao Maki, owner and operator of Sushi Zanmai in Boulder, Colorado, where Trey Parker and Matt Stone attended UCB.

http://www.sushizanmai.com/

When Evil Scientists have too much time on their hands…

Please note that at Blampfno Defense International®, we take pride in our innovative defense products.  The 10″ AutoStabductulator™ is our flagship entry into the Automated Defense Initiative program currently being funded by the United States Bureau of Overspending and Under-sight. Ladies and gentlemen, we introduce to you the very future of automated defense.

The Future of American Robotic Automated Defense

10" Stabductulator

Please take a moment to consider the remarkable features of the 10″ Autostabductulator™ (Pictured above in our Austin Materials Development Lab Facility). Sleek, discreet, and make no mistake, this machine is your enemy’s worst nightmare. Continue reading

Facebook really DOES suck… but not for the reasons you might think…

Achtung!!So a couple of days ago I created what is basically a blank account on Facebook to serve as kind of a placeholder for FB’s browser games. I used a previously unemployed ymail.com address, took a couple of minutes. I then sent that account a friend request from my current FB account, then logged into the spare account to accept said request…

And Alegna was in my friends list.

For those of you NOT in the know, Alegna Nustoh is the reverse moniker of someone I dated for about 9 months. She was awesome, sweet, and kind… for about the first 30 days. THEN out came the psychoses, first as single spies and then battalions. Insecurity, suspicion, alcoholism, passive aggression, arrogance, sexism, incommunicado, general misanthropic crap, and of course the all powerful waking-up-the-next-morning-and-not-remembering-a-damned-bit-of-it.

The woman had it all, I tell ya. Continue reading